Is spanking my son appropriate?

So the other day my son came up to me and asked me what titty fcking was.. I was so pissed I made him watch daddy make love to his retarded sissy.Then I beat the ever loving sht out of his *** hole with a used cheese grater. Now next time the little 2 year old pussy wants to ask me another dirty question he will think twice. Please help I love my kids and I just want to be the best parent I can be >:O